I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
My night was too much. My morning is even more. Help. I need to teleport the fuck out of here.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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