Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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