He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
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