And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
should my penis look like a turkey
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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