No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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