i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
and I'm sitting five inches from the tv scrunched up in a ball watching doug. It's like I'm five again...except I'm more stoned than the dude who created this show
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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