it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
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