Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
Randomize