You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'M CUDDLING WITH MY CAT AND THAT GUY SENT ME A DICK PIC. UNANNOUNCED DICK PICS ARE TERRIFYING AND MY CAT WILL NEVER BE THE SAME
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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