i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Did I actually say goodbye last night or did I just poison you with vodka and disappear?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
whoa! who said he's my boyfriend?
Oops. Sorry. That guy you keep accidentally running into in public. And at home. And with your vagina.
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
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