somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
She even gives head with a lisp.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
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