He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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