That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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