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We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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