I hate your face
Did you know Kal Penn works at the white house? That's almost white castle.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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