Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
I mean honestly, I love naps like Anthony Weiner loves sending dick pics
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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