Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
love makes seman taste better
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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