just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
either way he was missing a nipple.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
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