this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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