no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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