My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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