Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
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