never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Randomize
