I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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