im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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