what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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