His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
we should most definitely have a fire extinguisher in the apartment. like... for sure
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
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