Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I need help removing her.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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