If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
How much more is Amanda Bynes going to rip out our hearts?!?!?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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