Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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