Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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