I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
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