im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
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