She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
No my problem is I'm working and its a beautiful Saturday. I should be recovering from a hangover and out golfing. Fuck responsibility. I miss college.
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