Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
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