U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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