Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
