Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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