it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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