It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I wish i was in the wii world.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Today's psa: there are certain parts of your body you shouldn't scratch while wearing fake nails.
you just tore your cootch a new one, didn't you?
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
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