I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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