What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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