They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
so much tequila, so little girl.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Pants are for mortals
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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