bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Randomize
