Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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