Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
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