Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
That awkward moment when you realize you've been secretly blackout dating someone for three months. Drunk me is in a committed relationship.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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