I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize