I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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