He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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