Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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