Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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