Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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