ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
His nipple licking is glorious
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