i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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