I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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