Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
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